Name: America's Dumbest Criminals
Uploaded: 2021-11-04T23:00:19.000Z
Description: Crime is no laughing matter, except when the criminals are bumbling fools. Hosted by Debbie Alan and Daniel Butler, this show looks at lawbreakers through a humorous lens.

Crime is no laughing matter, except when the criminals are bumbling fools. Hosted by Debbie Alan and Daniel Butler, this show looks at lawbreakers through a humorous lens.

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In the series premiere of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a guy who graduated from the school of hard knocks, a chef with a recipe for arrest and a drug bust with a twist.

Return to Cinder

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness some pretty funky footwork, a drive-by surprise and a mighty fall from grace.

Funky Footwork

In this episode, we'll witness a girlfriend who bails out her man and frightening footage with a happy ending.

Two Bits

In this episode, we'll witness a criminal who falls asleep behind the wheel and footage of criminals on ice.

Pull Over and Wake Up

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness the crook caught by the cop without a kickstand and a blackjack player who really takes a hit.

Kickstand Blues

In this episode, see a bank robber who didn't have a car or a brain and a criminal who learns about gravity.

The Bagman

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a fool and his jewels, a crime that was not well done and three light weights with a heavy load.

Fooled You

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a social climber who's falling fast, a cat's stolen whiskers and a major incident with a miniature reenactment.

Social Climber

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a break in at the wrong house, a panty plucker who has to pay the piper and a dumb criminal who almost got away.

Don't Call the Police

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a 10-year cab ride, a dumb criminal who uses his head and a crook who has a very bad payday.

10-Year Cab Ride

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a D.U.I. with a wife., a comically disabled criminal and a traffic temper that goes wrong.

Skunk Driver

In this episode, see a flasher who falls asleep on the job and a drug deal that goes wrong, then goes right.

Buck Naked

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness our first twin dumb criminals, actual surveillance cam footage you won't believe and Rin Tin Tin meets a dummy.

Name Game

In this episode, we'll see some dopers who are too hospitable and a jewelry store full of dumb criminals.

Who Is It?

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a drunk driver take more than he bargained for and surveillance footage from the convenience store from hell.

A Real Drunk Driver

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a dumb criminal who can hide but he can't run and a guy who gets put on the beat cycle at the laundromat.

He Can't Run

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a bandit with a beer box for a brain and surveillance camera footage of the shortest work day in history.

Beer Box Bandit

In this episode, we'll witness two criminals who never met and surveillance footage of a new dance step.

An Affair to Forget

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness an inside look at dumb criminals with X-ray footage and purse snatchers who don't get the picture.

Something More Comfortable

In this episode, we'll witness two dumb criminals with short-term memory and two women dressed for arrest.

Tooling Around Town

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a drunk driver with a lame excuse, surveillance camera footage of a real break-in and "aloha" to a crapshooter.

Crime Time Live

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness the dumb criminal who just couldn't blend in, surveillance camera footage of a bro in a bra and some dumb criminals who deconstruct.

One Way Ticket to Jail

In this episode, witness a dumb criminal who thinks he's lucky and a rat who gets caught in his own trap.

Debriefing

In this episode, we'll witness an unbelievably cooperative criminal, surveillance cam footage of a casino full of dumb criminals and some crooks who have serious car troubles.

Search Me

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a man who was driving under the influence of Elvis and a high-speed chase in a camouflaged car.

DUI Elvis

In this episode, we'll witness a dumb criminal with real bad luck, surveillance cam footage of a man pilfering pork chops and a dumb criminal who was just faking it.

Bad Luck Brown

In the season premiere, we'll meet offenders who are "Sticking to the Job," enjoying "Naked Brunch," someone that becomes a "Locked-In Loser" and a total "Potty Mouth."

Sticking to the Job

In this episode, we'll meet delinquents that are Out of the Frying Pan and someone Always on the Job.

Towing Nowhere Fast

In this episode, we'll meet offenders with nicknames like "Keyless Klutz," "Bad Liver Lady," "Cheap Trick" and "Stash Flash." We'll also meet a "Wiener Dog" and hear some "Courthouse Rock."

Keyless Klutz

In this episode, culprits will "Dial-A-Narc," remind us you "You Only Live Vice," discover "Scales on the Roof" and go "Out on a Limb."

Dial-A-Narc

In this episode, offenders use "Asinine Alibis," try on "Santa Clogs," reveal that they're a "Swinging Single" and remind you "Diamonds are a Kid's Best Friend."

Asinine Alibis

In this episode, culprits try to get away with a "Stuffed Turkey" and "Swamp Things," someone will be a "Taunting Car Robber" and we'll discover the misery of the "Safe Quakers."

Stuffed Turkey

In this episode, witness delinquents Courting Trouble and another who becomes a Restaurant Roof Clown.

Courting Trouble

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness the "Bottled Up Robber" and a "Fumigation Burglar." Later, we'll experience a "Rocky Mountain High."

Bottled Up Robber

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," idiots will get "Shell Shocked," attempt the "Swipe and Wipe" and experience "Heist Anxiety." Later, we'll witness the "Rice Man Cometh."

Shell Shocked

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," delinquents will attempt a "Crate Escape," show off their "Bad News Boobs," try on their "Gotta Be the Shoes" and then make a "Pit Stop."

Crate Escape

In this episode, offenders will be "Caught Off Guard," experience the "Squirrel Nut Speeder," realize they're "Not Out of the Woods" and request "One Moment Please."

Caught Off Guard

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll see idiots get "Easy Offed," notice someone "Flew the Coop," meet "Helena Handbag" and get the "Door Jammed."

Easy Offed

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll understand "The Boulder, The Stupider," see the "Moon Over First Fed," learn how "Brothers Cool Off" and experience the "Road Flasher."

The Boulder, The Stupider

In this episode, someone gets "Helping Hands," a criminal gets a "Walked Dog, Curbed Brain," we witness "Chasing Lamey" and another struggles with "Shorts of Breath."

Helping Hands

In this episode, we'll see someone get "Lights, Camera, Busted," witness "A Gutsy Gal Applying Herself," see a criminal get "All Dressed Up" and ask, "You Want Butter on Your Fingers?"

Lights, Camera, Busted

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll laugh at "Roller Bullies, a "Motorhome Madman," the "Breaking of a Habit" and an instance of "Monkey Not See, Monkey Do."

Roller Bullies

In this episode, a dumb driver hands over more than his license, rookie robbers make a bad first impression and officers learn that catching two dumb criminals is better than one.

Rookie Robber

In this episode, a suspect leaves a sopping trail for the cops and a casual crook makes a fashion faux pas.

A Soggy Suspect

In this episode, a suspect picks the wrong day to film home movies and a mugger attacks the wrong couple.

A Boatload of Bozos

In this episode, a chilly willy strikes a pose, a peculiar pinhead poaches a puppy, a sticky-fingered felon gets his day in court and a "Chatty Cathy" expresses her innermost thoughts.

Chilly Willy Strikes a Pose

In this episode, a couple of kids have a counter fit, a man enjoys his room with a view, cops play follow-the-loser and a woman shares her arts and crafts secrets.

Follow-the-Loser

In this episode, a drunk does some local landscaping, a crook takes an unusual pit stop, a burglar dresses for success and a suspect has the last word down at the station.

Dress for Success

In this episode, a man adds more than sugar to his coffee, a yuletide burglar gets caught with his pants down and a stoner makes an indecent proposal to a cop.

An Indecent Proposal

In this episode, a hoodlum picks the wrong clerk to hold up, an arguing couple lets a cop settle their differences and a bank robber gets robbed himself.

Halloween Hoodlum

In this episode, a crook packs his bags and runs for it and a guy in his birthday suit gets pulled over.

Moronic Macarena

In this episode, a criminal stuffs the wrong crustacean in his pants and an escaped con forgets his glasses.

The Wrong Crustacean

In this episode, we'll witness joy-riding teenagers desperately in need of driver's education, some best-dressed burglars and a scenario worse than just getting your hand stuck in a toilet.

Best Dressed Burglars

In this episode, we'll see a criminal getting away more evil than Knievel and a battle of man vs. machine.

Man vs. Machine

In this episode, we'll witness a small town getting terrorized by a big pig and a flare-up at a funeral home.

Funeral Flare-Up

In this episode, we'll witness a home exterminator ridding a house of valuables and a criminal who got the shaft before court.

Home Exterminator

In this episode, we'll witness two rookie robbers and a liquor store robber whose plan is 100-proof stupid.

Rookie Robbery

In this episode, we'll witness a criminal you might mistake for an action star, a man caught in the women's restroom and a guy looking to meet girls by breaking into cars.

Restroom Robber

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness some serious squirrel coaxing, an ATM that became an ATV and a man who hopes no one knows what goes on behind closed doors.

Squirreled Away

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a huge divide of loot, a group of officers that make criminals sing for their supper and a clever way to break into a store.

Singing for Supper

In this episode, we'll witness a "Peeping Tom" get protective over his territory, a drunk driver who ends up high and dry and a man wired on more than nicotine.

Private Peeping Tom

In this episode, we'll witness a man who broke into a van and got more than he bargained for and a guy who literally reeks of guilt.

Stealing Stinks

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a parrot that might really be a stool pigeon, some teenagers out in the middle of the night and the world's slowest car chase.

Stool Pigeon

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a half-baked attempt to steal a bread truck, a major appliance that stops a crook cold and much more.

Half-Baked Burglary

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness someone trying to make their mark, a proud pot grower and someone who skimps on the expense of a full-time getaway driver.

Bumper Crop

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a crook sliding on thin ice before a major slip-up, a wakeup call for criminals to select a new career and much more.

On Thin Ice

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a guy choosing a strange way to make up with his girlfriend, the underestimated crime-fighting force of meter maids and much more.

Meter-Maid Rescue

In this episode, we'll witness a few criminals who try to escape Santa-style, a cab driver who gets the best of a passenger and a man who should have just called a ride.

Chimney Surprise

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a pup with some pot whose owners get collared, law enforcement's cool new invention and a thief with a flood of problems.

Pot Pup

In this episode, we'll witness a developing case of picture-perfect stupidity, a duct-dwelling criminal with nowhere to vent his anger and a dope who is two time zones from his destination.

Picture Perfect

In this episode, we'll witness a criminal who missed his exit by a long shot, a criminal-tagging pizza boomerang and some misguided fellows who turn themselves in after a wrong turn.

Sticky Fingers

In this episode, we'll witness a getaway plan based on running in a circle and a blockhead in a cell who regrets passing a note.

Houdumbi

In this episode, we'll witness a toilet-bound sector of society, a man in his birthday suit caught by an undercover officer and the saucy saga of a man saved by a grocery item.

Saucy Saga

In this episode, we'll witness a mailman hungry for birthday cards, a man intoxicated by his molotov cocktail and a canine officer with a story that'd be a mistake to ignore.

Whose Got Mail?

In this episode, we'll witness a couple getting more than their belongings back, a cop that helps a criminal with his pants and a man who can't recall his unforgettable night.

Need a Lift

In this episode, we'll witness a criminal with a handful of dynamite and a short fuse, a crook getting familiar with license plates before jail and a surefire accident waiting to happen.

Short Fuse

In this episode, we'll witness a camera showing more than bears in the woods and a diaper-fitted criminal.

Diaper Boy

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a robber counting cash while a waitress counts sheep, some guys who would rather not wait for a sale and much more.

Sleepy Service

In this episode, we'll witness a man wearing a useless disguise, a criminal who forgot to bring a gun to a shootout and a not-so-sharp thief who put an antique knife in his pocket.

Blunted Burglary

In this episode, we'll witness the reason for all those missing office supplies, a man who thinks he's the target of a 21-gun salute and a joker whose trash is a breadcrumb trail.

Gun Target

In this episode, we'll witness a fella whose sense of judgment goes up in smoke, a guy on the run who called 911 to check if he has any warrants and an officer with a trick up his sleeve.

Up In Smoke

In this episode, we'll witness a cabbie whose meter is running but not his mind, the reason teachers taught you not to play with fire extinguishers and what happens when bandits order to-go.

Carry-Out Bandits

In this episode, we'll witness a crook that enters a car dealership unannounced, the back-breaking burden of stealing $3,000 in coins and what happens when you mess with 50,000 volts of electricity.

Back-Breaking Burden

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a police search that gets hotter as the criminal gets colder and a drunk driver who wakes to a real nightmare.

Waking Nightmare

In this episode, we'll witness misbehaving crack customers, a bunch of guys that want electronics for nothing and some dummies with a dummy - but who's dumber?

Artificial Dummy

In this episode, we'll witness what it takes to steal a car from a police lock-up, a runaway cyclist who hits the spin cycle and a bail bondsman who dresses up to catch his man.

Run-Away Cyclist

In this episode, we'll witness a man doing something crazy in an even crazier place, a "Nutty Buddy" behind the wheel of an ice cream truck and a stoner who's credibility goes up in smoke.

Brain Freeze Bandit

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness the mark of a fender bender, a ton of trouble when a tailgate hits the road and a strange pickup on a surveillance video.

Half-Ton of Trouble

In this episode, we'll witness the difference between a leap of faith and taking a dive, a disastrous character witness and some funny business happening right underneath someone's nose.

Courting Disaster

In this episode, we'll witness a man who brings dynamite instead of flowers, a suspect conducting his own strip-search and drunk drivers keeping physically fit.

Dynamite Date

In this episode, we'll witness whether it's possible to do the right thing by making the wrong turn, a lifelike store mannequin and a sign of trouble for a sneaky criminal.

Mannequin Mystery

In this episode, we'll witness some runaway teenagers who don't know when to quit, a whacked-out clown who belongs in the circus and a shifty defendant who dismisses himself from court.

Clowning Around

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness an inmate in a hurry, some sticky-fingered donut thieves and more.

Donut Thief

In this episode, we'll witness thieves who got a car only to discover that the car has got them, a man under pressure about some blood and a fulfilled wish about the bank.

Buckle Under Pressure

In this episode, we'll witness the consumption of alcohol making a person more sophisticated, how far a canine officer will go to catch a criminal running wild and your tax dollars at work.

Collared Criminal

In this episode, we'll witness a convenience store counter spontaneously become a fireworks stand, the true pride of ownership from a crackpot with a crack pipe and some real idiots in a car.

Crack Pipe Crackpot

In this episode, we'll witness a suspect having his privacy invaded, the theft of a patrol car and a man making his way out of the frying pan and into the swamp.

Invasion of Privacy

In this episode, we'll witness a bright mind throwing money like confetti, a robber new to the world of handgun safety and a thief who escaped without a trace - except for an irrefutable video.

Confetti Money

In this episode, we'll witness a woman who definitely doesn't like her chain yanked, some suspects who find themselves tailed by dogs and a stuffed Dalmatian doll sure to inspire some courage.

Courageous Crime-Fighting

In this episode, we'll witness a cleaning lady who picks up too much, a stop sign that can rob you of a social life and the gal with whom you don't want to share a ride.

America's Dumbest Criminals

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